musical chairs

I love this song, but I love it ever so much more now...



Seriously, though. What's with this David the Gnome shit?!?? Enough already, it's creeping me out...

But I'd take evil lawn dwellers and zombies any day over this:



Bear candles engulfed in flames, creepy animatronic puppies, teeth and matches? And don't get me started on the chicken.

So very much is wrong with that. And yet it's so very, very right.

'tis the season

It's 10 days 'til X-Mas Eve, and DC's decked the proverbial halls in twinkling lights and pine trees. Blissfully, I think I've only heard holiday music a grand total of 3 times thus far... which is pretty remarkable, considering the onslaught typically begins about the day after Halloween.

However, this...



Not ok.

He scares me...